This does not sound good!!

Found over at Genuines:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Kris' Lurgy
Cause:	spread by rats
Symptoms:	foot swelling, being unable to close mouth, earache
Cure:	expensive biofeedback devices
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